Is it a Bird, Is it a Plane, No It is BUTTman

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“Mommy, Mommy There is a BUTT in the air” said the 6 year old rather excitedly to her Mom’s displeasure

The people of Madras looked a rather confused lot with this weird symbol on the dark sooty sky , people could not comprehend what kind of a prankster could do this , projecting a Butt on the sky’s is not quite an everyday occurrence out here, a group of 13 year old kids were hanging on the beach , all in awe of the person who had this kind of image projected . They were discussing quite animatedly on this phenomenon,

Ravi the bright one said that this may be one of the rare atmospheric phenomenon, a rather heavy condensation of heavy pollutants and how this might be grow and be visible all over the world, he was not quite winning any believers here, parents were fuming at this Arse out there on the sky with fumes coming through the bottom, it was indeed quite perverse:
A smoking butt on the skyline is not what one wants , that too in this hyper conservative city, where mini skirts were looked down upon, the sight of this Bare bottom drove people to extremes,

The police department was flooded with complaints about this vulgar phenomenon, they were quite witless and perplexed about this strange thing, they called scientists from the Indian institute of tucknology Madras: They finally figured out that this was a kind of a smoke signal which was once used by red Indians to communicate , but to produce this kind of a massive Butt would require more than just a fire, as heated discussions were happening on how they could remove this aberration from the skies:

One man sat there with quite a smug smile on his face , he was none other than the Police commissioner Bhaskaran, who eons ago had come down from mallu land to haunt and boss over this land,
A Bit about bhaskaran, a gregarious Character, quite rotund potund and with a heart as large as his belly:
He only among all these people knew the significance of this symbol: He Knew that this strange symbol had occurred only four times as of now, one at the caves in Khajurao 20 years ago, One at Benares, the next occurrence was at Bangalore, This was the fourth time this phenomena was being observed, there was one common thread connecting these occurrences other than the emergence of this crazy butt , that was the elimination of crime, The crime rate had virtually gone down to zero in these places : there were no other clues connecting the emergence of this symbol:

Now enough has been said already about this butt:

Sir you have a call from someone who says he knows why this symbol is on air and he wants you to meet him at Beasant nagar beach at 7 tomorrow, so that he can guide you on this :; He call himself the prince of Hyderabad, and was quite particular that he meets you alone